Fayan - Shall we begin? Good... After analysing
the patterns, colours, combinations and such forth for the candidate
tabards I and the other members of the board have decided that it
would indeed be in our best interests to move forth and put out a
positive supportive campaign in favour of the tabard selection option,
codename Tabard 1. Numerous feedback from the general public at large
has officially stated in this financial quarter that the visual representation
and personification of the guild's primary attributes and goals will
be most definately set forth and advertised in the selection of this
particular tabard.
Cornelium - If I may, Fayan?
Fayan - But of course.
Cornelium - One point I would like to remind
the members of the comitee on is also previous scientific studies
have proven that things which are red in colour are generally fire
resistant, thus assisting the guild in its political, military,
and material objectives with Blackwing Lair and indeed, Molten Core.
Fayan - Absolutely.
Cornelium - And without a shadow of a doubt
we should be moving our production base toward a more hostile tanget
on these two particular marketing fields. I feel that the product
designated Tabard 1 will bring about greater yields of effective,
post-Molten equipment, allowing us to withstand the current destabilising
experience rocking the raiding communities since the collapse of
the economy and the bankrupcy of the gold coin on the Alliance side.
Fayan - And erm... what was that negative
output performance review on the competative tabard scheme, designated
Tabard 2?
Sirque - Ah yes, I have the documentation
faxed from HQ on the performance review of Tabard 2 here somewhere....
ah, here we are. Yes, indeed the test results from the research
and development wing are slightly dubious about the qualities of
the competative design for a fair few reasons. Firstly is the fabric
itself, which contains asbestos, wire-wool, and numerous sexually
transmited diseases including ghoul rot. Secondly, we were suprised
to find they were, contrary to the label, made in China by orphans.
Cornelium - Orphans?
Sirque - That's what the documentation says.
Apparently the children are also certified orphans because they
killed their own parents to get the job. Another point worth making
is the tabards, though black, cause great offence to the African-market,
who find the colour symbolic to opression, slavery, and coffee.
It is quite sadly a potential law suit on our hands. Erm... one
interesting fact here is that the after effects of this trial exposure
to the product designated Tabard 2 include increased Trallo nudity,
and something about fire resistance equipment deteriorating to a
near-enough bikini-like state.
Fayan - Without doubt I was a victim of this
problematic occurance appearing frequently within the confines of
the aforementioned Blackwing Lair, as we covered last night in File
209, was it?
Cornelium - 208 according to the logs printed
out this morning by administration.
Fayan - Needless to say then that as members
of the comittee assigned for data collection and tabard safety I
am personally inclined to lead unbiasly toward the approval and
immediate distribution of the product designated Tabard 1 for deployment
as a heraldry vestment.
Cornelium - I too agree. The sooner we accept
the contract with the manufactuerer and have the items constructed
to meet the bulk demands of the March rush, the sooner we can move
onto the more serious issue of the redevelopment of the guild command
hierarchy to accept a more communism-based approach.
Sirque - Absolutely. I for one am one hundred
percent behind the decision I, and the board as a whole have made
in unison to see the adoption of this prototype Tabard 1 into a
full-blown assembly line.
VOTE TABARD ONE NOW!
Save the economy
Look fashionable
Fayan for Guild Leader
Preserve the Environment
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